kiwi_los3r 

A somewhat funny tiktoker who wants to be like others that are famous. Many people think he is rude and uncaring, but some say he is the sweetest out there. He wants to be a vr YouTuber like jmancurly but is poor and can't afford a vr headset. He struggles trying to make people laugh but sometimes it always works.

"Oh kiwi_los3r is super funny and I love him"
"Ew it's kiwi_los3r he is so selfish"

kiwi_los3r by Kiwi_los3r April 16, 2022

kiwi.s2 

A person who has a deep and undying hate for octane and octane mains.

I hate octanes so much, might as well call me kiwi.s2

kiwi.s2 by Centrum August 15, 2022

Kiwi Glaze 

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

Kiwi Glaze by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023

Kiwi Beast 

This is a mid plant that scares volcanic jay

“Post kiwi beast to scare volcanic Jay.”

Kiwi Beast by MyMom6969 March 1, 2023

kiwi businessman 

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

kiwi businessman by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

Kiwi Fruit 

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.

I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit

Kiwi Fruit by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Kiwi ingenuity 

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

Kiwi ingenuity by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023