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A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.
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Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.
by ChitownJack November 17, 2009
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extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...
Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"
by Naia B. January 26, 2006
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