dead kennedy

Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.

She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?

He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.

by d.money February 10, 2004

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.

She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009

Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

David kennedy

yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)

takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.

will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.

David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.

by kaitlynlvsu October 9, 2008

Ted Kennedy

The Reason Massachusetts should not get a Senator.

Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as JFK.

by The Cynic August 14, 2004

Kennedy

Kennedy has big brain but also big dick. She’s really happy and optimistic. Sometimes she acts a little high, and gets severe laugh attacks.

Omg Kennedy is so high... but that’s ok.

by Kenkenkenohboi November 13, 2019

kenndra

Kenndra is a beautiful smart girl who can make everybody day. She's talented in her own way. She can be a little fake but everybody loves her. She can be a little fiesty but she has heart. She can be a little sexual when she's out.

She's so a Kenndra!

by Prettybossbaby August 21, 2017