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christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
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Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.
Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl
by willy1million November 12, 2013
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Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!
by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022
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karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
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Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
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en karl

To chew obnoxiously loud, typically during a Discord-call. Named after a famous Swedish comedian, Fun Stun Nittiotvå.
"Joakim drar en karl i servern asså. Han earrapar oss alla..."
by funstun92 February 25, 2019
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Karl Gesthuizen

Man that porn i watched last night was Karl Gesthuizen
by Volki July 9, 2018
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