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Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
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Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.
Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.
by wtf56 December 19, 2013
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team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
by pnytrnr April 18, 2014
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Mia Kalifa

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa
me: hit or miss

the whole of target: I guess they never miss, huh?
sung by Mia Kalifa
by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019
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Kavika

A man of cream colored skin, that is always down for a wild time. His preferred sexual experience is to have an 3 tranny midgets at one time.
Woo, damn I just Kavika’ed the shit out of those tranny midgets.
by Cadam38 July 1, 2021
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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
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kamikaze

a dangerous technique that can be harmful or extremely pleasurable. the definition is when usually a man or a girl with a strap on comes running from one side of the room at full speed inserting their penis straight into the vagina or anus
When Kendrick entered the room Joanna had her legs open and he had no choice but to kamikaze the bitch.
by Dereck and Kendrick October 6, 2008
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