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juice monkey

Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.
The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.
juice monkey by katt_85 February 17, 2006
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Juice head 

Juice head is someone abusing steroids almost to a point of addiction, Usually steming from underlying issues of self worth or confidence.

Sure signs of juice head: Nautal developed muscle is usually ridgid with a grainy look with sharp edges. clear visible veins from blood viscosity. (Developed muscle is scar tissue)

Juice Heads look "Puffy" or "Swollen" another term "Swoll" Typically this is only a temporary look as the muscle is retaining more fluid. so continual use is need to obtain look.

Puffy face, alot of juicers are un-proportioned meaning larger upper body with skinny legs.

Side effects: Trashed liver, possible greasy skin (Achne) debateable anger issues. Thyroid problems, natural growth failure (growth hormone)in adolesents, decrease in natural Testosterone leading to shrinking of testicles.

"Juice"- long time code among atheletes in bodybuilding and strength training.

Added "Head" usually meaning someone who takes it to the extreme or only motivated by a particular. Ex: Dick head, Pot head, crack head.
HaHa look at that dumbass juice head, wanna buy him a milk?!
Juice head by 2chase February 20, 2011
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juice mouse 

A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.
He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse.
juice mouse by Mighty Maus August 1, 2007

Juice wrld 

One of the most talented artists ever. Deserves much more respect than what he got. Rest easy jarad
Juice wrld died to young man. He was a legend
Juice wrld by Fxcus June 9, 2020

juice box 

"Would you like to drink my juice box?"

juice box syndrome 

the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.
I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.

Juice-a-FUCK-afy 

1. To steep fruit in flavored rum overnight for a deliciously fruity beverage the next day.

2. To make a solid object such as fruit, a liquid by bomb/firecracker/meat grinder/punch power and put in rum.
Me: We are going to put that mango in the coconut rum and let it...
Friend: Marinate?

Me: Nah juice-a-fuck-afy it over night.

Friend: That sounds superb.
Juice-a-FUCK-afy by Lucky S. June 6, 2011