by El Criollo Loco March 07, 2010
"Son, I am coming into your room!"
"Dad, noooo" (Child is masturbating)
Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
"Dad, noooo" (Child is masturbating)
Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
by TheWheelMan April 07, 2010
A female who's entire life is dedicated to being a queer.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
Justin bieber has no friends..
by WhatTheMBROSS July 21, 2011
An overrated 16 year old R&B singer. He has the voice of a 10 year old. His lyrics are shit. His fans consist of 12-16 year old girls who can't think for themselves and only like him for his looks. Also a sellout because he got his start on YouTube singing Edwin McCain songs until he got discovered by Usher and and was turned into a total wannabe gangster. What a sellout. He is one of Canada's biggest embarassments.
Justin Bieber fangirl - OMG! I love Justin Bieber! He's so hot! I'm gonna marry him!
Me - Shut the fuck up.
Me - Shut the fuck up.
by XxIDR3AMZxX June 11, 2010
the world's biggest douchebag, most fans call us haters "jealous", but why would i be jealous of a little girl that sounds like anal rape? seriously, get some musical taste >:U
Jimmy was looking under his bed
Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there
Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal
Example 2:
Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT
Boy: his music is bull
Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!
Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there
Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal
Example 2:
Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT
Boy: his music is bull
Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!
Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
by HauntedV June 04, 2010
OMG THAT GUY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HE KEEPS ASKING ME TO DANCE BUT I DON'T WANNA! HE'S SUCH A JUSTIN BIEBER!
by c**t July 07, 2010
Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.
And thought.
And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"
This is the truth.
Usher thought.
And thought.
And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"
This is the truth.
by Space-Whale July 01, 2010