The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.
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Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)
Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)
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Get the Austin jones mug.Emily Jones is the fourth oldest child in SM6 band. She is the drummer and backup vocalist. She is really hot, talented, smart, sweet, and amazing. She is definitely the main character of the family. Also, did I mention that she’s hot?
Random person: hey have you seen that one really hot girl from that family band?
Me: Indeed! That is Emily Jones, the hottest person to ever walk this earth.
Me: Indeed! That is Emily Jones, the hottest person to ever walk this earth.
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