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joint pain

any negative (painful) side effect of smoking weed.

while usually just muscular soreness (possibly from doing something stupid while high), it can extend to common side effects such as bloodshot eyes and temporary memory loss if they're causing discomfort.

it can also apply to situations where pain is experienced while obtaining or preparing a joint, including cutting yourself by accident while chopping weed or getting a papercut from low quality rolling paper.

joint pain, although temporarily uncomfortable, is always worth the struggle.
timmy the stoner was too lazy to come to soccer practice due to his persistent joint pain.

jack: why is this joint blue?
brett: i had to use construction paper.
jack: so then what's with the red dots?
brett: joint pain.
by rikkythemagnificent May 25, 2009
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Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.
Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?
by memestealer420 June 9, 2015
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Jonathan

You can’t stop how HUGE huge dick is, powered by BIG DICK ENERGY he conquers all.
OH SH## ITS JONATHAN
by Hurbadurp November 18, 2019
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janitor

people who beat the shit out of low hp players in a video game/clean up people who just finished a battle.
that fucking janitor killed me
by No work pls December 29, 2021
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roof joint

A marijuana cigarette, or joint, rolled in a larger than usual fashion so as to accommodate a small group of friends while relaxing and watching the world go by from the roof of the building.
We rolled a roof joint and went up to watch the sunset with some friends.
by Dem0s August 9, 2010
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side joint

A person who is the distraction of another person in a relationship. The side joint is used for comfort when the main joint or boyfriend messes up, and also for sexual relationships. Sometimes the side joint is promoted to main joint / boyfriend if there is no one in that position, or the current holder fucks up.
Angelina Jolie was Brad Pitts side joint on "Mr & Mrs. Smith" because he was currently already in a relationship.
by Tish972 October 18, 2013
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let's ice this joint

Basically the same thing as "let's leave".
Randy: Man this party blows.

Lahey: Yeah let's ice this joint and grab some cheeseburgers.
by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
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