John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart

John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017

John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)

Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.

by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018

John

A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates

You know John is a fucking bitch

by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.

That John man, he’s the worst.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 16, 2018

John

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.

Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.

by the CBK May 6, 2014

John

A chubby teenager, who spends all of his time playing Call of Duty, or other video games. He has very poor relationships, because he is a complete dick.

Dude your acting like a John

by Josue5667 November 12, 2010