A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016
Get the John mug.John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020
Get the John mug.A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates
You know John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 5, 2020
Get the John mug.John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
Get the John mug.John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.
by The Sophisticated Beauty June 16, 2018
Get the John mug.A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.
by the CBK May 6, 2014
Get the John mug.A chubby teenager, who spends all of his time playing Call of Duty, or other video games. He has very poor relationships, because he is a complete dick.
by Josue5667 November 12, 2010
Get the John mug.