Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
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To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.
Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011
Get the Steve Jobs mug.jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny
"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
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Get the jobson mug.mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatures/jobbyface. Term of endearment
"You put sugar on your frosties? Jobbyhead!!"
"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"
"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"
"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"
"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"
"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"
"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"
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Get the Steve Jobs mug.A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.
Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.
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