Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.

"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"

by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022

Jim Kelly

Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.

Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.

Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!

by Lenny Kravitz May 26, 2006

Jim Morrison

the most beautiful, intelligent, philosophical, poetic soul in the history of this fucking universe. aka the lizard king, he was also an artist in his own right. a poet, philosopher, writer, director, lyricist/singer, sexy greek god, my inspiration. if he was still alive, i'd pay a million bucks just to watch him eat cheerios. he's on par with my spiritual father Frank Zappa. Jim Morrison, a musical god, a god in general. a greek dyonisus incarnate. i can go on forever. i can't even put into words how this man has changed my perspective on the world and life. if i had to pick which one to save, my dog or jim, it would totally be mr. mojo risin.

sorry noodles.

Random Chick: "you like Jim Morrison?"

Me: (talking for 2 hours straight about how much i love him and how he's infiltrated my soul better than any "God" ever could.)

by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010

Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.

Jim Parsons

by izzy lark January 8, 2012

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison was more than the typical musician or poet, he was a revolutionist and believer in the supernatural. His own inspiration with alcohol and psychadelics might have led to his downfall, but it is said that he is still alive today. He knew how to control an audience and was very interested in psychology.

The music of The Doors will remain timeless, and his name will always be known.

"When you die you have to watch your whole life recurring internally forever." - Jim Morrison

by midwest-lunatic April 23, 2006

Frosty Jim

When you urinate in a condom and tie it off, freeze it, and the women pretends it's a man.

Plaintiff: Officer Swanson may I'll remind you that you are under oath. Now please tell us what Mr. Quagmire said he did with the girl.
Joe: *sigh* He uh... said he gave her a Frosty Jim

by MonorailPete February 8, 2015

naked jim

a boy who walks around with his johnson out all of the time. if you happened to walk by his house late at night you might see him naked by the window.

Knappy was standing at his window naked one night, and from that moment on he was called naked jim.

by Jackie Christina March 11, 2007