Snow that is so small that it actually looks like dandruff. Sometimes it will look more like miniature hail, but it's still jewsnow.
Johnny: Dude your hoodie is covered in white flakes... do you have dandruff?
Mike: Aw no dude, it's just jewsnow.
Mike: Aw no dude, it's just jewsnow.
by Synoryth November 30, 2009
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person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it'll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i'll be back in 10 ;)
person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it'll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i'll be back in 10 ;)
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Get the Jewschnozz mug.And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.
by AL January 21, 2004
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Get the Jewse mug.Jose: Is that a jewsack?
Jacob: Yes, i like foreskin for dinner.
Jose: Wanna have sex?
Jacod: Only if i can use my vibrator.
Jose: Ouch!
Jacob: Yes, i like foreskin for dinner.
Jose: Wanna have sex?
Jacod: Only if i can use my vibrator.
Jose: Ouch!
by boobsack69 November 25, 2011
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