Jabronium

The 119th element on the periodic table. This element is only found in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Which fuels his insatiable hunger to lay the smack down on all your candy asses!

See Seth, I told u the letter "J" is on the periodic table, Jabronium!

by ThaZygoat November 4, 2011

jabron

a guy who is well equiped, smart, hilarious, athletic.
and loves to live life to the fullest, also considered to be a pimp.

Look at the awesome guy, he is such a jabron(:

by tfinkman July 6, 2010

Jabronie

To steal somthing un-important, such as a seat.

If two of my friends were sitting on a bench and one got up. I'de Jabronie their seat; I stole their seat.

by RjDizzle April 15, 2006

Jabroni

Respected accountant, working efficiently with the use of APC.

APC why don't you contact those jabronis to give you instructions.

by Offshore colleagues July 20, 2016

Jabronist Marxist

1. One who follows the theories of Jabronism and Marxism.

2. One who loses on purpose to make Marxism seem viable.

Bill I need SSI due to my obesity. Capitalism has put me in this position. Clearly Marxism is the answer to my problems.

Bob: Actually what you're describing is a Jabronist Marxist which is very similar to a regular Marxist.

by Sam Neil December 24, 2017

jabroni

The piece of skin between your balls and your asshole.

Kieran likes to lick jabroni's

by Steveo November 24, 2004

jabron

Referring to a jabroni or jabrone who has done something actually cool, however it is often an accident. The root of the word being "bron" as in "Lebron James" combined with the word jabroni.

Stewart catches an edge snowboarding right before going off a jump and lands a flip.
"Nice job Stew, you jabron you"

Timmy picks up goldschlager cuz he's a pussy. The hot chick at the party only drinks goldschlager.

"Nice job Timmy, you lucky Jabron"

by T PAYNE July 22, 2012