January 13

National shlong day. If you were born on this day than you for sure have a monster penis, a gigantic gourd, or a big bertha downstairs.

Wow, you were born on January 13! You totally have a shlong.

by Jacob Sheridan October 23, 2019

January 1

Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)

Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....

by Bobbie :) December 17, 2019

January 27

National punch a guy in the penis day

Is it January 27? Oh it’s national punch a guy in the penis day!

by Lololol banana October 18, 2019

28th January

The 28th January Is Harry Potter day, dress in your house colour watch movies and make butter beer!

Person1: Have you got your robes on?
Person2: Yes let’s watch Harry Potter
(28th January)

by Harry Potter Addict November 15, 2020

January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

January 18

Steal your best friends hoodie day

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.

by Bigbooty b January 17, 2020

January 19

You can't be mad or sad you have to be happy the whole day

January 19:
Yn: damn I am sad
Cc:*slaps* You have to be happy all day you like it or not.

by i_dont.get.the.joke._.16 January 18, 2021