Jade

My girlfriends name, she’s sexy, cute you name it 😏

Me: jade is sexy and kind

Friend: uh ok?

by Pog :) June 3, 2021

Jade

A( lesbian) who is a stupid fucking loser and always will be. No one likes her and just use her for her house basically the definition of a puppy because all she does is follow her boyfriend like its her fucking owner

Wow look at jade. She looks like a Dike

by white titty bitch August 7, 2018

jaded

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

by UberJaded Trancer March 4, 2016

Jade

Jade is a beautiful girl, but is cursed with a bitter heart. If you know a Jade, it is most likely your are familiar with her cynical nature and her negative outlook on life. To listen to a Jade, you would think she has it bad. Fortunately, most Jade's are actually blessed with a wonderful and full life, but refuse to recognise it.
It is most likely that Jade will ruin everybody's Christmas, every year!

"What a crap Christmas we had" - Family member 1
"Yeah, Jade struck again!" - Family member 2

by Informacion Centrale December 21, 2017

Jade

A nice person to be with, But sometimes can be very betraying! As long as your nice to them, they won't bite. But watch your back if your not!

Did you see that girl, she's such a Jade!

by BiancaBb June 14, 2016

Jade

Just a mean and ruthless person. The kind of person to flush live goldfish and breed mean cats. Draws a blank whenever someone makes a Finding Dory joke and doesn’t even watch the office. 3/10 Would recommend.

“Did you hear that Jade doesn’t even speak whale!?”

by SireTabloid December 4, 2018

Jade

Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.

Person: Hi!
Jade: I'm a bitch.

by Lovechicks37 September 28, 2018