Joseph

Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.

Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.

by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013

joseph

The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be Joseph's friend but might not realize it. He is a savage and is great at almost everything.

Wow, that's a real joseph

by JL246 February 23, 2017

Josef

Normally a blonde young boy with extreme skills, not someone you would want to anger at all. Normally hangs around with another boy who’s intelligence is threw the roof!

“Shit bro I think Josef isn’t here today”

“Nah bro, Josef is a god. He will come soon”

by Aljar_xaa May 27, 2019

Joseph

A sex machine. A legend in the track and field

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Damn that's Joseph! The bringer of rain!

by TheBOBOB March 20, 2013

Josephyne

A really nice girl, she will always be there for you, if you ever meet a Josephyne don’t let her go, she’s better than a Josephine tho and she loves Dr Pepper, somebody give her Dr Pepper!

Guy 1: Are you going to invite Josephyne to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s so cool

by Real Fake Mexican February 15, 2020

Joseph Rosenbaum

A repeat child anal rapist and burglar. The dangerous felon was out in Kenosha on August 25, 2020 attempting to attack 17-year old Kyle Rittenhouse when Rittenhouse shot and killed him in self defense.

"Joseph Rosenbaum died as he lived, trying to touch an unwilling minor"

by FentanylFloyd November 21, 2021

Joseph Duncan

A person who has little D energy

Don't be like Joseph Duncan. Get some help.

by pp suck 2 February 24, 2022