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KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.
1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
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never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.
“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.
by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020
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Issue

A offensive slang term describing a mixed-blood American Indian person in North Carolina and Virginia, dating back to the dated designation of "Persons of Free Issue" on birth certificates and census data before slavery had ended.
You know them issues up in _____ county?
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Daughter Issues

When you are dating or are attracted to a girl that resembles or looks exactly like your daughter. Sometimes people mistake said girl for your daughter. Alot younger in age than you.
You must have "daughter issues" your dating a girl I mistaked for your daughter
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skill issue

This can either be used as a 14 year olds attempt at humor online, or a phrase to use in an arguement. This is commonly used by demon slayer pfps on discord or 13 year olds who have no friends.
(giving a balancing suggestion to a game developer) "hey, can you nerf this move? it 1 shot me and im supposed to be really tanky", "skill issue"
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Issue

A ridiculously hot woman
Check out that issue or
She's a real issue or
I'd love to get across that issue or
(in a club packed full of hot women) This place is issue central!
by G-dyne of the B-unit November 16, 2006
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insouciant wensey

After you come in a woman, add a scoop of ice cream and a shot of kahlua with a funnel. She jumps around then squats over a glass, drinks it and then throws it up into your mouth.
Honey, I'm thirsty -- hop on my disco stick and mix me up an Insouciant Wensey.
by Yambone III February 5, 2010
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