Who invented walking?

Alberto Scorfano

It’s easy, I invented it. Who invented walking? lol

by Amoungous September 21, 2021

Inverted Sugar Syrup

Inverted or invert1 sugar syrup is a sucrose-based syrup, produced by splitting each sucrose disaccharide molecule into its component monomers, glucose and fructose

Ingredients:Inverted sugar syrup, water, artificial flavors

by MarioXXX December 10, 2009

investidating

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain

lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size

by serrabelle May 11, 2011

inverted pushpop

The act of inserting a non-erect penis into a vagina then having it becomes erect inside said vagina to give a push pop feeling

Person 1: "I didn't get it up in time so I just put it in flaccid."
Person 2: "How did it feel?"
Person 1: "Like a push pop just the other way around."
Person 2: "So an inverted pushpop?"

by the one with the stuff September 21, 2014

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

inverted helicopter

The sexual act of a gentleman arching his back with dong pointed upwards, whilst his partner mounts said gentleman, fully lubricated, and spins atop his throbbing member.

Chastity: "I have to go see the doctor tomorrow."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."

by Pauly Wanna November 9, 2015

inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017