Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie March 27, 2014

Karen-in-law

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.

"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."

by RestingMurderFace August 03, 2020

Joshua's Law

The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.

That's another case of Joshua's Law.

by Joshua's homie November 11, 2021

The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"

"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"

by MajorGen April 26, 2017

The Darlington Law

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired

Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

by livingRockChurch January 03, 2014

Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

Brum's Law

Rule #1.
Always check to see if the fat people want anything if you get food.

Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.

by lord torgo August 19, 2012