Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom February 26, 2018

blockmine-itis

this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.

"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."

by bb chan March 24, 2021

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu

nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch

Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement

by nwordisfunny April 11, 2022

lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".

"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."

by so i think i'm queen elizabeth September 10, 2008

Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

by Shit my family says February 28, 2016

chloegames-itis

when you get sucked into the roblox video hole

friend: i didnt sleep last night.
me: chloegames-itis?
friend: yeah...

by mariocoffeeshit August 17, 2018