lol intertubes

The same thing as "lol internet", except 100 billion times better.

eps: well they're thinking it's an evolutionary design to work on the population level of a species... like, once you mate, you're no longer useful in terms of evolution
cy: lol intertubes
eps: and so something cellular triggers your body to maintain itself less and less (aging)
eps: /me makes a mental note to not talk about anything past "lol internet" and "poop dries too fast"
eps: ;-/

by cycicle August 18, 2006

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

insertd

A made up word created by Kim Jay THE Legend

*insertd spongebob meme*

by SupaSaiyanJ June 19, 2017

InsertLogic Strat

A strat that's amazing when it works but makes you reconsider your life choices when it doesn't.

Runner 1:"Man did you see that new strat? It's amazing!"
Runner 2:"I tried it but now I am losing so much time whenever it doesn't work"
Runner 1:"That sounds like a InsertLogic strat"

by Niegth November 29, 2019

Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015

faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016