Brum's Law

Rule #1.
Always check to see if the fat people want anything if you get food.
Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.
by lord torgo August 19, 2012
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Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room
Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.
by SomeRoomie March 27, 2014
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Karen-in-law

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.
"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."
by RestingMurderFace August 03, 2020
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Joshua's Law

The longer a conversation with Joshua is being held, the higher the chance of it becoming deep and/or personal gets.
That's another case of Joshua's Law.
by Joshua's homie November 11, 2021
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The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"
"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"
by MajorGen April 26, 2017
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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
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