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THE HUMAN WALL

nickname for hockey goaltender Ryan Miller
did you watch "THE HUMAN WALL" shut down the canadian hockey team last night?
by tekonsha1 February 27, 2010
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Human Resources

the uncaring, self-centered, all"powerful" hierarchy of Convergys
The "God's" making important decisions which affect the lives of the employees who work under them, causing employees to become angered; they then hide behind locked doors, fearing for their lives, while providing nachos for the employees in the lunchroom to try and make peace
by I ain't nothin' but a number December 16, 2004
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human

NASA found this definition in what seemed to be an Alien type of dictionary, after a ufo crash that was covered up. it was recently decoded.

Human-pathetic, and smelly monkeys who have primitive technology(the internet is their greatest..Ha!ha!ha!Ha!ha!)and language/writing.
the weakest primeapes on planet Earth!

the only species who kill each other becuase of looks and different skin color!

A species in the universe who "claim" to be intelligent.
the laughing joke of the universe.
(SETI discovered this conversation of Two unknown Extraterrestrial species shortly after the 9-11 events!
it has recently been decoded.)
E.T#1-hey look those humans are fighting again.

E.T#2-dont they ever quit? Have they gone nuclear yet?

E.T#1-no, not yet! they just flew one of those, slow, ugly, pathetic, mettalic suedobird thingies into two of their large mettalic buildings, killing many of their own species again!

E.T#2- metal suedobird?. Oh- you must mean what they call an airplane.

E.T#1 yeah, i think thats what its called.

E.T#2- WHAT. those humans are so barbaric. i wonder what they are fighting over now. ill bet its skin color again!..ha, what a bunch of idots.

E.T#1-yeah, you can never figure a human out. oh and get this it happened on the peice of land called america.

E.T#2-no shit. WOW! if i recall right, america is the land full of humans with different skin colours right,

E.t#1- yep. they're the worst ones when it comes to fighting each other.

E.T#2- Oh i just remembered, America is the land with the best.. uh whats it called now,..Army!
I bet they go nuclear.

E.T#1 oh i hope so, that,ll be some show to watch!
by goganhusssan October 23, 2006
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human

Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.
I hate being human.

Being in the army is de-humanizing.
by Aaron July 5, 2003
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Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.
I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.
by toushiama February 16, 2010
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decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.
That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.
by ilexwashere August 21, 2011
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Human Genome Project

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.
Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.
by Qtothey February 9, 2006
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