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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Voogoins March 1, 2008
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Josh Howard

a. a professional NBA basketball player who has admitted to not believing in the star-spangled banner because he is black; a dumbass who tried to make his black friends laugh but instead will have to pay for his mistake for the rest of his life

b. Also, an extremely, dark chocolatey black person
StarSpanglt banner goin on in the back i don beleive in any of that cuz im black nigga Obama 08 and dave chappelle ftw nigga so you can rise up off my nuts LOLPWND!!!11oneone

Nestle presents, their all new flavor of CRUNCH....The Josh Howard.
by The Ill3st November 1, 2008
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jeph howard

lovely pineapple!!!!! and very sexy!
he looks so good~~~~~ sexy<mine mine mine>
neener~ neener~ neener!!!!!
by kristen March 26, 2005
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Honyack

A young person who is full of mischief and always looking to stir up a little trouble.

Little people scheming to pull a little prank on an adult. Usually these people stand under 4 feet tall.

Word derived by Karen Kistler that she used to define her children then later Kylie and Eric and now most recently Alex and Morgin.
Ahhh Alex you are such a little honyack becuase you decided to pinch a loaf on Grandmas couch as I was in the process of changing your diaper. Thank you Alex for pooping all over Grandma's couch you little Honyack!
by honyack man December 31, 2005
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honyak

Close to Hoser in meaning. Used to address friends or familiar people. Likely originated in Southeastern Canada or Maine in the US.
by wheaty June 1, 2005
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Howard

A means of disguising the phrase "I would" when identifying a person who could be deemed as 'shaggable'
"ooo, look at her over there, Howard"

or shouting "Howard" at a good looking person in front of mates to confuse the person but amuse yourself and your friends.
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Dwight Howard

One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.
I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.
by Jaremaing May 31, 2009
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