Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

poppa houston

to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is

what chew doin in my house poppa houston

by poppa houston October 30, 2010

peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.

wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.

by brandyteddy November 23, 2016

whitney houston lip

Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine

I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.

by Addison777 June 4, 2017

Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

by yr mom lol June 20, 2019

Brody Houston

Funny

“Brody Houston is a very funny person”

by BoltingSpy31739 May 30, 2020