crypto-hooker

Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.

Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters

by daiglo May 5, 2006

hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

by core J August 29, 2005

Hookerama

When you stumble across an area filled with hookers, its Hookerama!

Hamburgler bailed over the bridge and it was hookerama there d00d! He was lucky he didnt get herped

by UrbanAuckland June 27, 2006

HooberBloober

Something you can't describe. Or someone. Just a random word that you use in the place of something else.

What do you mean?
Well i mean.. its like a hooberbloober. You know.

by Abbifabbysotabby May 6, 2009

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

hookersnickled

bamboozled, flabbergasted, slambunkdified, befuddled, flimflammed, hoodwinked, swindled, caboodled, hornswoggled, basically just downright barnshiveled.

Billy-Bob: Did you see that 77 point comeback last night in the football game?
Jimbo: Hell yea man. I was straight-up hookersnickled

by Rezzidu December 8, 2011

Hoofery

The place that you take your mini horse to be hoofed.

Christine took her mini horse, Reg, to get hoofed at the hoofery.

by Sally Jane What's Her Face April 27, 2012