Hoochiepooch

A thirsty model/stripper/whorish female who follows a wealthy successful man around like a lost puppy. Hoping that he will throw down a dog treat and help advance her career and life.

Maliah Michaels is a straight hoochiepooch following Drake around like that.

by JaiAtf June 24, 2010

hoochilicious

Adj. When someone or something is being described as a hooch(4).

OMG, look at Brianna, her butt is stuck so far out and her clothes are so small, how hoochilicious.

by kevvSTARR August 18, 2006

Hooched

Fucked up , not normal.

"Matt fucked his mom" "That's Hooched !"

by LankyKong May 1, 2015

hochie

taint, grundle, nifkin, gooch

sometimes i like to lick my girl's hochie when i eat her out

by Rod Munch August 8, 2003

hoochieslaughter

the killing, accidental or otherwise, of hoochies, skanks, and other promiscuous females. potential causes of death include rabies, laughter, being bitch-slapped to death, or being eaten by flying monkeys

"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"

by Tophu July 26, 2008

Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.

The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.

by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007

hotchie motchie

Used to express panic and/or horror

Randy screamed, "HOTCHIE MOTCHIE!!" after slamming his finger in the car door.

by Dagny October 8, 2003