Jasminge Holland

A slightly on the spectrum female with extremely high levels of libido.

A fine "Jasminge Holland" approached me in Matchbox last night.

by juicyjewloo May 19, 2019

tom holland

the hottest British man live who plays spiderman

mia: omg tom holland is like so hot
me: i know right

by iaminlovewithtomholland May 1, 2021

hollandering

The act of showing up uninvited and unexpected to a social situation or event.

We went out Hollandering he and crashed a bunch off parties last night

by Buddy love May 15, 2018

Tom holland

Tom holland is the most precious human being . He loves his family and his fans so much. He is the owner of the most cutest dog ever named Tessa. He is playing spider man in the mcu and he doesn't feel so good. Tom is the most kind hearted and down to earth person and His looks is just a plus. The hollanders (his and his family fandome) adore him so much and thanks to him we smile everyday even if we are sad.

"Tom holland is so cute"
"Tom holland is a real life superhero"

by spidergirl101 July 24, 2018

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom Holland

A type of person who always spoils something.

“No dont tell her abt the party it’s a suprise! Don’t pull a Tom Holland”

by Smartest person! November 23, 2021

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020