Lebanon High School

Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,

GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,

student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!

P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege

P2: did you try lebanon high school?

by Perfumepicture June 5, 2017

High School

A place where the kids start to get "high" on drinking which is why they call it high school. You expect it to be like the fucking baloney Hollywood movies because your parents tell you high school is all about romance, dances, dating, and some other shit but it is totally the opposite unless if you party and ride your dick all the time AND get a car by your sophomore year.

Aunt: OMG my nephew is finally is in high school!! You have a girlfriend yet?
Nephew: Nah, I ain't got any bitches yet cause I don't have a car and I don't get drunk as Hell in the stupid parties.
Aunt: Don't worry. Just treat the girls with respect!!!
Nephew: Whatever!!!!!

by AdomC May 10, 2015

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.

I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.

by topgunmav October 20, 2010

Fenton high school

An awful school full of a bunch of feminist and people who take literally everything offensively, almost every person goes to the bathroom to get their “fix” from a vape. A shit ton of white girls try to act ghetto because god knows why. You have people fucking behind vending machines and bomb threats on the first day. Need I go on?

Wow fenton high school really SUCKS. I just graduated from there and I never wanna step back in that building

by Proud to be an American! June 5, 2019

Columbia high school

School where they profile kids with bad grades. School full kids who are either athletic or wear womens boots and fake Gucci bags. Fuck malloy and all the other staff

Columbia high school is gay

by Boof my butt March 13, 2019

Pittwater High

Possibly the most cursed and retarded place on earth. It’s so utterly fucked up that it resembles the 7th circle of hell more than it does a school.

Mr lepedjian: The Armenian genocide was almost as bad as teaching at Pittwater High

by Bongwater High August 5, 2019