3 headed pony

Something so crazy, ridiculous and completely out of the ordinary, that words can't explain it. A total freak of nature.

Did you see the face on Jimmy's new girlfriend? She's a total 3 headed pony.

by habeneroboy September 2, 2009

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

Jon Heder

He's flippin' awesome!! Unknown to most people, hes the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite in one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!!!

HeCk YeS!!

A fRiCkIn' 12 GuAgE, wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?!?

by sKaTeBoArDiNgiSnOtAcRiMe!!! February 21, 2005

Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.

your such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins! what is your problem

by stick it January 1, 2006

Hayden

Hayden a brilliant lad that pulls girls in like his grandad with fish. He is a boom boom god and has a group of Laadz he drinks with

Yo Hayden my gee

by Paatrick Laadz February 5, 2019