helioproctosis

An ailment whereby the afflicted believes the sun to shine from his/her own ass. Also, proctoheliosis.

"Dude, I can't suffer another meeting with that guy."
"He is afflicted with helioproctosis, mate."
"Helio-what?"

by Bacon Chee February 14, 2012

Helious

When you have a stroke and misspell Helios.

I misclicked! I was supposed to write Helios.

My mate is dumb, he wrote Helious instead of Helios.

by vGreatJoey January 17, 2021

helicopter city

A golf term; When a golfer gets mad and takes all his clubs out of his bag swings them around in a whirling manner.

So we go Yogi Bear on the last six holes, and he goes Helicopter City with every one of his bats right there, straight into the Jacques Cousteau.

by necronite July 11, 2003

heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".

I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused

by theoxnardians July 25, 2010

helicumpter

When one is blindfolded and, while spinning in a circle, masturbates to ejaculation, allowing the load to go where it may.

Bro, last night I locked myself in your closest and totally gave myself a Helicumpter.

by TheDanejohnsonmishawakaindiana December 19, 2014

helicopter shit

When you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down and you explode before you even make it to the seat.

Dude I was in Walmart yesterday and I ran to the bathroom so fast and ended up dropping a helicopter shit bc of that Taco Bell that I ate.

by The one and only meme May 7, 2017

heliassam

You wan't to get ya self a Heliassam for sure. They are great in bed, I mean like DAMNNNN. Heliassam's are also very kind and loyal. Usually have pretty light brown eyes and dark hair. He's probably Dominican too. If ya lucky enough to find one, keep that boy.

Yoooo girl Heliassam got that good dick.

by White Bitch kinda July 12, 2017