Paris Heights

An absolute god amongst men

Guy one: you heard of paris heights?

Guy two: nah who’s that?
*guy one brutally murder guy two

by Blahsum February 11, 2021

wellington heights

Wellington Heights. The worst school in the DSBN with shit teachers and worst students.

"Who the hell would go to Wellington heights"

by StupidkKid21 May 24, 2018

Him Height

the minimum height required for a woman to engage in standing sex with a given partner.

Even in pumps Jen didn’t have him height to do it with the point guard.

by CoffeeDrinkingBanana October 10, 2022

Great Heights

what happens when you make your bed in the morning

Nick: We'd reach such Great Heights if we could just make our beds in the morning
Nick: Wow I should write a song about that

by winded April 10, 2022

Great Heights

what happens when you make your bed in the morning :D

Nick: Man, I really reached Great Heights
Nick: Wow I should write a song about that

by winded April 10, 2022

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

height goggles

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.

Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.

by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012