dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

by Tikity December 1, 2017

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011

Action Hank

The single most coolest, strongest and most powerful man to ever have existed on earth. He's considered to be more powerful than Chuck Norris and King Leonidas together. The term "Action Hank" is used when someone does something incredibly cool like jumping out of a window from an exploading building.

Person 1: "Man that guy was really cool when he dodged all those bullets, jumped off a bridge and landed on a truck loaded with pillows, somersaulted off it just as it exploaded and landed in the front seat of his own car."

Person 2: "Yeah that was totally Action Hank"

by Zevas February 25, 2008

Sea-Hank

A sea-hank is a woman with a salty, fishy vagina. She resembles a hobo, only with a more queefy smell. Sea-hanks tend to flock around boys who listen to metal and have long, curly hair.

"Did you see Nathaniel?! He hooked up with a sea-hank!!"
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."

by Jsqueezy122293 September 1, 2011

Snosh hank

a dog with really nice feet

your dog has snosh hank

by Mabeline smatie April 27, 2020

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014