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shave and a haircut

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.
I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it
by AceMan10 October 27, 2017
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G4 Haircut

The act of shooting G4 (or anyone annoying) in the top of the head, resulting in hair being blown from their scalp. It can be done with your "Telly Gun" (2 fingers you point at the telly in the shape of a gun, when an annoying, cheesy advert comes on or someone that you really don't like.)
"I'd like to give Anthea Turner a G4 Haircut, She's an annoying bitch!!"
by Phil Pollard January 16, 2008
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Okie Dokie Haircut

When A barber gives you a terrible haircut or screws up your lining/fade. Its called an okie dokie.
"Hey James who cut your hair?'' ..... "Idk but that nigga gave me the old okie dokie Haircut..." *shakes head*
by Lilbigman31 September 30, 2011
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happy new haircut

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
by Jags1876 February 17, 2015
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Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
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Hairnuts

When your nuts are super hairy
I found out Bob had hairnuts last night
by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016
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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
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