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Penis Guilt 

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.
"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."
Penis Guilt by MagusJ September 27, 2009
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historical guilt 

The outpouring of sympathy for past transgressions that most times don't have anything to do with current generations. Take example the idea that Christians are pressured into feeling sorrow or guilt for the Holy Crusades in the middle ages. Or another example is the actual celebration of "Black History Month", a reverse-racist idea that was brought on by Black Supremacists that wished to "get back" at the entire white American population for hundreds of years of oppression. By badgering the media with propaganda and moving speeches enabled racist blacks to attain "Black History Month" by using "Historical Guilt". Another example still is the actual foundation of the state of Israel, which was brought upon by pressure of Zionists that seeking sympathy from the horrors of the Holocaust. The United States as well as the rest of the International community owed nothing to the survivors as well as subsequent generations of Holocaust survivors, yet the "Historical Guilt" plagued them to open their checkbooks.
Black History Month
Israel
The Holy Crusades

3 fitting examples of "Historical Guilt" that dumb people feel an attatchment to, even though the past transgressions had absolutely nothing to do with them.
historical guilt by asilaydyingrules February 21, 2007

liquid guilt

That liquid guilt is on my lips
liquid guilt by bitehalsey January 10, 2016

black guilt 

When a black person feels like they have to support everything black fearing they are not standing up to racism.
Sharon watched all of the Tyler Perry movies because of her black guilt.
black guilt by Grizzj April 3, 2019

survivor guilt 

the shame felt at knowing every word to "Eye of the Tiger"
Dude at karaoke I sang Eye of the Tiger and realized I didn't even need to look at the screen! Brought on a huge case of Survivor guilt!
survivor guilt by AmalLokisdottir December 12, 2009

Reciprocal Guilt 

1. The act of lashing out at another as a result of one's own guilt. 2. Justifying one's own misdoings by pointing out the actions of others whether true or not.
Simone was cheating on Chris. When she found out Chris was talking to another girl, Simone went ballistic with reciprocal guilt and accused him of all kinds of stuff even tho it wasnt true!!

Face-guilt 

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.
Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.
Face-guilt by JenniferLO October 11, 2008