The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

kfc shit gravy

When a homeless person runs into a kfc and shits on the floor

Dude, this homeless guy just kfc shit gravyed right in front of me.

by KFC shit gravy February 13, 2021

knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand

i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy

by hairy knuckles June 11, 2006

bone gravy

the delicious and nutritious liquid that spurts out of a man's penis, sometimes calledjizz

"Because she was getting behind sucking his man meat so well, Tommy felt obliged to spray her in the face with a load of hot bone gravy"

by Sacabua September 23, 2006

Tom Gravy

a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.

"I'm so proud of Tom Gravy for winning the hotdog eating competition!"

by diamond-reuben February 8, 2021

texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder

"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."

by Chilididog December 17, 2006