grumpire

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.

Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.

by mupchrch September 1, 2009

Grumpf

The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.

She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!

by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.

Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"

by FlexIn September 16, 2005

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

grumphugly

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.

Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

by luke schererererer May 6, 2008

Grummy Bear

A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.

Dang, another grummy bear ate my pencil. I just hate it when that happens.

by KiwiSundae January 16, 2019

punch a grump

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

by goner December 22, 2003