Slug in the groceries

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

by spieg May 12, 2011

Gooder

Gooder: being more good than you were before

That beer was gooder.

by so fresh and so colleen November 2, 2011

groceries

It's in the bag

Dude 1: N*gga please, that shit is groceries.

Dude 2: Why is it groceries

Dude: B/c that shit's in the bag son.

by Wally Deutchland February 14, 2009

Fifth Grader

Someone who falls in the prepubesent age group who is very annoying, overweight, tags along with older sibilings. and thimks they know everything.

Bob is such a fifth grader

by Detroitlions Guy 34 March 29, 2009

blowin groceries

Throwing up

I was so sick, i was stuck in the bathroom all day blowin groceries.

by Lowry March 17, 2004

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Anal Grover

When you tap a virgin ass and the girl screams like Grover from Sesame Street.

I got my girlie with an Anal Grover and she screamed for days.

Watch yoself, or I will give you the Anal Grover!

by Cosmicmonster June 22, 2011