Grinspork

Hugeous Dorkous :: Native inhabitant of New Jersey. They are never docile, and easily provoked. Rather low intelligence creatures with the remarkable ability to believe they are always right along with the false precept that they ARE smart. The creatures prefer noctural cycles and their method of transportation is a piece of feces. The creatures hate anyone they don't enjoy with a passion as they also have a tendancy to blurt out hateful things in public places or if the offender is male, apply a forceful kicking motion with their leg to said person's nutsack. They mate with mentally unstable females and have rather homoerotic tendancies when around other males of any species.

Grinspork shot himself in the nuts with an airsoft gun and let his mother bleach his hair without realizing what she was doing.

by enitnelav December 2, 2003

making gains

meaning someone in a friend group (mostly a guy) has more than 1 girl around him

“yooo Cash out here making gains!”

by yesjustlikethefruit March 8, 2018

gainsborough

the last name of Aeris in Final Fantasy VII...don't know how that name popped up.

God, I don't get why people think Aeris Gainsborough is hawt.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Gainsville

A horrible party town with idiots everywhere.

I got an F! Time to go to Gainsville

by Ron34567898765432 February 6, 2012

wood grain

a very informational way to explain a diarrhea type of poopy

you might not want to go in there for a while a made a bunch of wood grain

by Akuknox June 10, 2008

Grinspork

A tall, lanky loser with no friends

"I just finished kicking Grinspork's ass"

by Colin Smith November 27, 2003

gains

(Slang) Derogatory term used to describe disease and sick people. “Gains” people are very diseased or ill. If you have “gains” you have a terminal illness.

“Johnathan has fucking gains dude he’s probably hospitalised!”

by sosisidaa June 14, 2019