A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
Get the spunk-gobbler mug.(tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) Describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., ass kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) Tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person's vote.
e.g. John is aways goodie goodie with the Boss. That motherfucker is a real grade A knob gobbler.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
by Roland_07 September 17, 2007
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by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008
Get the Porridge gobbler mug.the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.
by Joseph J May 28, 2003
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Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.
"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
by Turkey ball November 7, 2012
Get the Cock gobbler mug.When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
by MBlaster August 4, 2007
Get the cob-gobbler mug.A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.
Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks
Example 2:
He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks
Example 2:
He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
by DickZuba January 24, 2011
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