Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 14, 2018
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goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
by Jeff Bisow April 03, 2008
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goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water
I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.
by Eddybear12 September 24, 2010
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Goo Shooter

I shot my Mangoo from my Goo Shooter.
by Numnutz June 22, 2018
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People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.
"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 05, 2009
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Happy goo

Jack: I jerked off so hard happy goo came out!
Rick: Damn I wish I was there.
by Swagmaster12lol April 27, 2019
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The Great Goo

A classy yet mysterious name for the globally popular search engine formally known as "Google"
"Where is the park? - ASK THE GREAT GOO!"
by MojoNojo May 15, 2009
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