Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

goobey

A silly or weird person. This word can get you out of sticky situations.

"You are such a goobey!"

by Monkey_chunk April 14, 2014

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

Gooey

Drunken and/or high state of mind. Refers to mind being in a gooey like state such as goo being gooey nigga.

When someone asks, "you trying to get gooey nigga?" They are asking if you want to get fucked up beyond recognition, drunk, and/or blazed out ya mind!

by J. Brown C. May 4, 2010

Ooey Gooey

1.) An attractive man that is so hot, he makes you feel the same as eating a ooey gooey hot out of the oven melty chocolate chip cookie.
2.) A man that is so attractive he makes you feel all hot and ooey gooey inside.

"Zac Efron is so sexy that he makes me feel ooey gooey inside."

by bae13a November 14, 2013

gooey coonie

a moment where the hairy taco cums

see hairy taco

I swear I had a gooey coonie when i saw his 14 inch long ding-a-ling!!!

by soonie coonie November 19, 2006

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009