Goo Machine

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

by bacon69 February 6, 2010

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goo rod

equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water

I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.

by Eddybear12 September 25, 2010

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In woodworking, using hot glue and wood glue together to adhere two boards together. The hot glue is a quick, temporary adhesive that will harden quickly as the permanent, slow drying wood glue cures.

If we're going to 'make things' with wood and be sure that they're glued properly, ho-goo'ing is the most precise way to do it.

Ho-goo one end before pressing both pieces together, but do it quickly as the hot glue sets fast.

by Rob the woodworker June 17, 2019

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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

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Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 March 11, 2011

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