sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

dante goose

A man for karen housman and ONLY for karen hausman they are starcrossed lovers. And he must divorce his basic bitch wife so that he can happily be with the godess karen hausman

person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH

by anonymous April 3, 2021

goose creek

One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.

"Hey man do you need a ride"
"Yeah I live right behind the goose creek Walmart"

by Ifuckinghategoosecrek July 13, 2015

Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.

Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping

by butt muskateer April 13, 2011

Giseling

Publicly pointing out an obvious flaw or mistake another person makes.

Overrated supermodel: "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

Some Dude "Wow she is Giseling Wes Welker"

by Flapjack27 March 17, 2012

Goosebump Moment

involuntarily developing of goosebumps,heart palpitations,the hairs on the back of your neck stand up,and a tingle runs through your body,due to experiencing strong emotion such as awe,excitement,rapture,empathy,ecstasy whether in real time,from thinking back to or being reminded of a personal Goosebump Moment you had.

Your country winning the world cup,giving birth,getting married,festivals,holidays,nights out,having an orgasm,flirting with the person you love,music inspired,amazing memories... all these will create a Goosebump Moment. Which comes when your mid experience,or thinking back to that time,whilst in conversation,or whilst looking at pictures.

by wordsworth15 May 19, 2012