Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

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De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.

Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.

by Knife right August 30, 2017

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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

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Gleep glorp

An individual that acheives gratification through physical stimulation with PVA glue

"Why does jorge keep taking the glue into the bathroom with him?"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"

by Papaswine March 19, 2024

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Funroll Glorped

FL Basic Drums Intensifies

Ah yes my favourite song, Funroll Glorped

by Gkfifjophz January 25, 2025

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George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

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