Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

what the hecko gecko

A more eloquent way of saying "What the hell?"

Haljon: I used "what the hecko hecko" as my insta bio.
Rachael: What the hecko gecko, that's copyright infringement!

by raepuls September 1, 2017

Gerk

1. Another name for penis
2. An extremely cool personguy :D

Gerk = teh pwn

by Ecks Dee February 2, 2004

Cuddling the Gecko

The subsequent euphoria felt following an arduous internet search, especially for automobile insurance.

Jill: How was your day?
Jack: I'm "cuddling the gecko"!
Jill: Oh, you finally found a deal on your car insurance?
Jack: Yup!!

by ryandapilot March 23, 2010

gekko

1. salamander
2. Anime-fag from Gent. His avatar is like the first letter of google.

Look there, it's a gekko?

by Pieterjan Steemans April 7, 2003

gecko tail

The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.

John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.

by Donderdag Manne July 31, 2008

geekolo

Geekolo is a cybersex professional able to pickup girls online, to seduce them via one to one text/webcam chat till they have a great cyber orgasm. The Geekolo dream is to be paid for his performances via PayPal.

He dated another girl online for cybersex. He is a real Geekolo.

by zoldan September 2, 2006