government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

by AYB May 1, 2003

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Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

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Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

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supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944

Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."

by hipoint93 September 1, 2011

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