Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

Garrett

Crackhead

Also is a faggot

Damn Garrett do any crack lately

by Kyky5076 July 11, 2019

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019

Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.

Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.

by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett

A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.

Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.

by homomouse123 April 20, 2019

Garrett

Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return

that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now

by Ghftvknt August 7, 2019