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Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
by rjalex74 May 24, 2007
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Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.
Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Grease Party

A social event involving multiple people dumping their fresh cooking grease down the kitchen sink in an attempt to clog the pipes. The first person to successfully clog the pipe wins. This event involves music, dance, and drinking in addition to the grease dumping.
Person 1: Yo, we're having a Grease Party at Greg's place. Bring your freshest cooking oil!

Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!
by LucastheChi August 20, 2022
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Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.
by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
by omrizhaki January 26, 2019
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Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.
Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."
by Tophertalks November 17, 2021
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crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.
Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?
by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015
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